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Beema News - November 24, 2008

2008-12-03T02:54:00.000-08:00

Beema’s Sims Brotha anchors this week’s news summary which includes about the Scientology Swordsman, Tom Cruise, Steven Soderbergh, porn star Sasha Grey, Prince William and his pecker.

Beema News - December 02, 2008

2008-12-03T02:52:00.001-08:00

This week’s Beema News covers stories about Ann Coulter, The Dalai Lama and his views on sex, viagra and reindeer droppings - ’tis the season and all.

Beema News November 10, 2008

2008-11-13T20:28:00.001-08:00

Bill Clinton is back to host Beema News which wraps up last week's historic election with some humorous analysis and dispelled rumors...

Beema News - October 27, 2008

2008-10-29T01:55:00.001-07:00

President Clinton hosts this week's Beema News Summary as we come down to the final days of the never-ending 2008 Presidential Election.

Beema News - October 20, 2008

2008-10-29T01:54:00.000-07:00

This week the Beema News Team takes a respite from politics and talks about celebrities. This week we cover Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell's pay disparity, Roger Federer's financial strategies, recent scientific discoveries and Britney Spear's ascent up the pop charts and stagnation in the courts.

Beema News - October 13, 2008

2008-10-14T21:57:00.001-07:00

Beema's own Jason anchor this week's News Summary with politics and the market dominating as you might guess...

Beema News - October 6, 2008

2008-10-14T21:55:00.001-07:00

Aslan from Narnia comes in to anchor this week's News Summary because it is just all so surreal anyway. Aslan covers the Bailout Bill, the Stock Market, Britney Spears and her panties, the Vice Presidential Debate, OJ Simpson and the Curse of the Billy Goat. Enjoy.

Ronald Reagan on the Bailout

2008-10-14T21:54:00.002-07:00

Good old Ronald Reagan injects some optimism into a situation where precious few could find any. No wonder the GOP longs for the days of old.

Flatulence Fiasco

2008-10-14T21:54:00.001-07:00

Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction. Here is the link to the article about this arrest to show we can't make this stuff up ourself.

Beema News - September 22, 2008

2008-10-14T21:53:00.000-07:00

This week's news summary addresses the Palin email scandal, Wall Street's pathetic performance, Woody Allen's views on the election and the new Britney Spears album. Beema Spores Creature My Bee is this week's host.

Beema News - September 15, 2008

2008-10-14T21:52:00.002-07:00

President Bush anchors Beema's News Program and covers topics ranging from Lehman Brothers and Hurricane Ike to Lindsey Lohan and McCain on The View. Of course it wouldn't be Washington news without a sex scandal thrown in for good measure.

Barack Obama & Lipstick-Gate

2008-10-14T21:52:00.001-07:00

Barack Obama enlists Bill Clinton, George Bush, Matt Damon and Kanye West to rebut and deflect the lipstick issue.

Have your voice or impression coming from Barack's mouth over at http://india.beema.com. It's free.

Beema News - September 8, 2008

2008-10-14T21:51:00.000-07:00

Today Albert Einstein anchors Beema's News program which looks at some of the recent scientific studies relevant to your world.

Don't forget to enter Beema's contest to win a custom Beema Model. http://beema.wordpress.com/submit-to-...

Beema News - September 5, 2008

2008-10-14T21:49:00.000-07:00

Ronald Reagan joins the Beema team to anchor the RNC wrap-up, supplemental report in place of the usual News of the Weird program. The Gipper summarizes the entire Convention as only the Great Communicator can.

Don't forget to enter Beema's contest for a chance to win your own custom Beema animation. Go to http://beema.wordpress.com/submit-to-... for more details.

Beema News - September 3, 2008

2008-10-14T21:48:00.000-07:00

Today good old George W. Bush anchors Beema News program since he isn't wanted in St. Paul and isn't going to do anything in New Orleans. Today he covers topics ranging from Michael Jackson to Lindsay Lohan and Steve Jobs to David Duchovny.

Beema News - September 1, 2008

2008-10-14T21:47:00.000-07:00

Beema's Week in Review hosted by Abe Lincoln. It seemed appropriate to have the Father of the Republican Party host on the week of the Republican convention. Topics include Sarah Palin and her pregnant daughter, Real World's Kevin Powell, Bill and Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and more.

Don’t forget to enter Beema’s contest for a chance to win your own custom Beema animation. We have had one lucky winner so far. Go to http://beema.wordpress.com/submit-to-... for more details.

First Beema Contest Winner

2008-10-14T21:46:00.002-07:00

This is the first winner of Beema's contest were contestants can win a free Beema Custom Model. Today's winner comes from Jackie who gives us a take on what Hillary Clinton was really thinking in her speech to the DNC. Enjoy.

Beema News of the Weird - August 29, 2008

2008-10-14T21:46:00.001-07:00

Beema’s News of the Weird including stories involving, voting dogs, a shafted President Clinton, a bitter Hillary Clinton and sex scandals ranging from John Edwards to Plastic Surgeons.

Beema News - August 25, 2008

2008-10-14T21:45:00.000-07:00

Beema's Week in Review hosted by Vid Muircastle a Second Life Avatar that has used Beema's service to break into our First Life world. Topics include: Olympics, Chinese Dissidents, Michael Phelps, Frosted Flakes, Chinese Gymnasts, Beer Goggles, Charles Barkley and Toyota.

Beema News of the Weird - August 20, 2008

2008-10-14T21:44:00.000-07:00

Beema's News of the Weird including stories involving, super cows, Yoda the four-eared cat and of course butts and breasts.

Beema News - August 18, 2008

2008-10-14T21:42:00.000-07:00

Beema's week in review hosted this week by Orson Welles. Topics include Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Heather Mills, Michael Phelps, Flava Flav, Mark Spitz, Contraceptive Pill and the President of Chad.

Check out Beema's main site and blogs at:
http://india.beema.com
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The Beema Service

2008-10-14T21:39:00.000-07:00

Introduction to a new, free web service for mobile phones and email.

Hey Guys Check Beema India Introduction

2008-08-28T00:44:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys Check the Beema India Introduction its really kewl....

In India First time we are launching Beema Product...

and you will all love it....

Beema Contest

2008-08-27T02:39:00.000-07:00

Calling all Pop Purveyors of Poignant, Pithy Platitudes and Presidential Policy for the opportunity to win a free custom Beema animation.

In this democratic Web 2.0 world we live in if someone can put Presidential Policy in Paris’ pouty palette then we should all be able to have others speak at our whim. Now we can. Beema.com lets you give voice to Paris, Obama, McCain and hundreds of other virtual shills.

Best of all, if you are funny and we post your animation made with the Beema service we will create a customized Beema model worth $20. You can send us a picture of your dog, cat, Second Life avatar, World of Warcraft Character, newborn, whatever and we will turn it into a Beema model that only you can animate and send wherever you want.

So here’s the deal. Go to Beema.com and signup and choose a character. Then call 800.700.0508 (US Only. India call 800.425.3633) and leave the message you want your character to say. You’ll receive your completed animation in about 60 seconds which you can submit to us at beema@beema.com. If we publish it here you’ll get that free custom Beema animation worth $20. There is no limit to how many submissions you can make or how many custom Beema characters you can win.

So start making your animation now and most of all have fun!

BeemaPlus

2008-08-13T22:25:00.000-07:00

Beema introduces a new feature to create custom avatars and remove ads...

Do You Beema?

2008-08-13T22:22:00.000-07:00

Have you wanted your own animated image that plays your voice? You are almost there with Beema, a Silicon Valley-based company.

I caught up with the Beema folks at the GSM Asia Mobile Congress in Macau and got a demo of their fun application (which is available only in the USA and India for the moment) works. I can see a huge potential of this in India if they can include Bollywood and sports starts in their library of images.

Hey Guys Check the video of Beema India

2008-08-13T22:16:00.000-07:00

Hey guys its Kewl check this video hope you will satisfy and sign up its free...

Introduction of the Beema Service for India...

Hey Check this its really Kewl!

2008-08-13T22:05:00.000-07:00

Hey, did you check this site india.beema.com it is cool!! I just created a Beema animation of Hrithik and had my voice added to it..its so kewl i loved it...check it below i hope you will like it"

Ring tones or caller tunes are out ....Beemas are in!

Do you want to see your favorite celebrity, animated and talk in YOUR Voice in your mobile phone, email or pretty much anywhere!!!
Log on to http://india.beema.com to know more or read on...

Beema’s service is quite simple in that it allows you the mobile phone user to create your own custom talking animations (Beemas as we call them) in seconds with just your mobile phone. Once you have created a Beema it can be sent and/or shared in any and every way that standard video can be shared in the web and mobile world.
To create a Beema (animation) you simply register online at india.beema.com and select your favorite characters (a person, an animal, an alien) from the site’s expansive character library. Once the character is chosen all you need to do to create a Beema is to place a phone call to Beema’s toll free number and leave a message in your own voice or your best impersonation of someone else’s voice. In seconds the system will return your brand-new, original Beema to your email and mobile phone with your voice being uttered through the lips of your personal character.

Once the Beema has been delivered, you are free to do whatever they would like with your new customized video message (Beema) including: posting it on social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook; MMS it to your friends if you have a phone with an MMS Plan; send it to YouTube, or anything else you can imagine doing with a video file. Since the Beema is delivered to you as a standard 3GP video file your options are almost limitless.

Visit http://india.beema.com today!!!